To the tune of : “It’s a Small World After All”
Oh, the lawn gnomes are all about,
Yes, it’s time to scream and shout.
Oh the lawn gnomes are all about,
Cuz they’ve Taken over your lawn.
Oh, the lawn gnomes are all around,
Don’t even try to stand your ground,
Cuz they got really big guns,
And now they’ve taken the town.
People are starting to scream and run,
Rockets are traded for the guns
Gnomes are starting to tote bazookas
And now they’ve taken the state.
Now we’re slaves to their power
and we can only beg and cower
Yes the lawn gnomes have taken over.
And now we’re the ones standing in the lawn.