lyrics

To the tune of : “It’s a Small World After All”

Oh, the lawn gnomes are all about,

Yes, it’s time to scream and shout.

Oh the lawn gnomes are all about,

Cuz they’ve Taken over your lawn.

Oh, the lawn gnomes are all around,

Don’t even try to stand your ground,

Cuz they got really big guns,

And now they’ve taken the town.

People are starting to scream and run,

Rockets are traded for the guns

Gnomes are starting to tote bazookas

And now they’ve taken the state.

Now we’re slaves to their power

and we can only beg and cower

Yes the lawn gnomes have taken over.

And now we’re the ones standing in the lawn.